
It turns out that real rock costs a fortune to get and lay, and requires foundation support. Conversely, this fake rock (I always tell it like it is) is 1.5-2 inches thick and looks about 90% like the Real McCoy. The problem is if you have to cut the stuff to end a row or go around another object, then you get an attractive cross section of CONCRETE, with small (pebble size) aggregrate. The photo on the left is the rock we bought: Eldorado Stone Mesquite Cliffstone, see more about this geologic bastard at there website (www.EldoradoStone.com). Hope it looks as good as it costs. Its largely dry stack, meaning little or no mortar between stones (blocks, really), just behind holding them to the scratch coat. I expect to have a nice pile of blocks around the house after the next M9 Cascadia earthquake.
Nevertheless, it does look good from several feet away and only costs an arm, instead of a kidney. My price was about $7 a sq. ft for the rock, plus mortar and wire mesh (another $1 sq. ft). Labor to lay it by someone good (not me) is about $10-12 sq. ft, for a net cost of about $20 sq. ft. Doesn't seem too bad for an attractive addition to the house. We'll have a 3-4 ft high skirt around the house (where the tar paper is in previous photos). About 325 sq ft, and 20 linear ft of corners (L-shaped pieces). $6500, CA-CHING.


The trick is to keep the rows horizontal and make the bottom come out even. That's the $10-12 sq ft of magic. He should start the job just before the upcoming 4th of July holiday and finish in 2-3 weeks. Stay tuned for more discussion of getting stoned.